A Painful UTI

I'm not crazy

I'm just a little unwell

I know right now you can't tell

But stay awhile and maybe then You'll see

A different side of me

I'm not crazy

I'm just a little impaired

I know right now you don't care

But soon enough you're gonna think of me

And how I used to be

Matchbox 20

Think anyone believes this after you have ingested a bottled of narcotics and you have charcoal running out of your ass?

So begins my journey back from my UTI (unfortunate tragic incident), my journey into self-discovery, life as a single woman after 30 years of marriage and whatever else comes along. So friends, those I have left, if you are brave enough, come along for the ride.